With a swab here and a prick there, You unveil the mysteries you bear.
From blood to urine, saliva too,
These little tests know what to do.



Gone are the days of anxious waits,In sterile rooms with sterile fates.
Now, wellness dances through your halls,
Thanks to these tests, big and small.



So, embarace the whimsy of health’s quest,
With kits that put your mind at rest.
For in your home, the heart beats true,
With wellness tests, wellness ensues.